Wednesday, June 23, 2004

I Don't See The Problem

Apparently, Illinois Senate canidate, Jack Ryan has a little Freak-A-Leek in him. He is currently in the political sex swing for asking his wife, TV star Jeri Ryan to attend 'Eyes Wide Shut' style sex parties. Jack Ryan (who you may remember for helping Captain Ramius safely guide the Red October to American custody) claims that he was trying to reinvigorate their marriage. She claims that she is a serious actress and doesn't work with amateurs. I suggest that Jeri wear the gag-ball like the man of the house says.

1 Comments:

Blogger .agdaar said...

What kind of pervert do you think I am? Putting Mrs. Ryan in a gag-ball would take too much time away from hunting for Lohan nip slips.

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