The Adventures of Julio G.

Okay, everyone thought that "Mumbles" O'Neil , "I loves the white women" Bryant, and the Lakers were a sure bet. Maybe that's why the El Salvadorian room mate (my room mate, Julio for those of you who ain't up on thangs) bet the "Stuntman" (the other roomate, Johnny for those who still ain't up on thangs) that the Pistons would fall to the Lakers in the NBA Finals. Instead of betting the traditional way, we at the House of Julio® (9131 Washington) like to have options. In this case, the loser has to grow a mustasche for a month with a penalty of $100 for shaving. Well, the Fakers lost and the "Stuntman" (formerly "Glamour Taint") prevailed. As a result, Julio can not only act like a porn star, he can look like one too. One week has passed and the "lip pubes" are coming in beautifully. Pics are soon to come and I will keep everyone up on the stats. For now, you can all enjoy an artists depiction of Julio.