Deck® and Dub-ya Gone Wild
Once again, Deck® came through to save a Saturday Night that seemed to be doomed.
For those of you that don't know, Deck® was introduced to the world on June 12th, 2004. She was conceived by Julio G. and delivered by myself, the Choad, and Julio G. (what a trooper). Deck® measured in at around 15' x 20' (plus or minus 15') of high quality wood. This isn't just a deck, it's Deck®. Since she has been built, no one in or around the House of Julio® has been able to stay off of it. Deck®'s birthday party at the House of Julio® is coming soon, so stay tuned for the invites.
There is no good story about how Deck® saved my Saturday. I just felt that sitting on her and drinking with a few friends sounded better than going out and blacking out as usual.
In attempt to secure the stripper vote, G-Dub Bush was caught on tape standing in front of the window of his room in Ireland wearing only a t-shirt. Reports say that you can only see him from the waist up. But, I'm finding it hard to believe that Dubs didn't have the first Johnson out for some air. Dubs in a wife-beater only, now that's hot.
While we're on the subject of hotness and wife beating, Uncle Grambo of whatevs.org (the best source for dropping knowledge) has confirmed that Britney Spears is heading towards her second divorce by announcing her engagement to Kevin Federline. This is confirmation that any smoke can hit it and win it with a celeb. That's good news for the rest of us lesser knaves that still think we can pull a super hot Lane Bryant model or at least a JC Penney hand talent. But in the end, some will weep silently that Brit has moved on, while personally I'm glad Kev is getting Timberlake's sloppy seconds. Britney a virgin? Right. She's been a Donkey Punching bag ever since she has been getting acting jobs. That's only rational explanation for Crossroads. There's one very happy producer out there.
For those of you that don't know, Deck® was introduced to the world on June 12th, 2004. She was conceived by Julio G. and delivered by myself, the Choad, and Julio G. (what a trooper). Deck® measured in at around 15' x 20' (plus or minus 15') of high quality wood. This isn't just a deck, it's Deck®. Since she has been built, no one in or around the House of Julio® has been able to stay off of it. Deck®'s birthday party at the House of Julio® is coming soon, so stay tuned for the invites.
There is no good story about how Deck® saved my Saturday. I just felt that sitting on her and drinking with a few friends sounded better than going out and blacking out as usual.
In attempt to secure the stripper vote, G-Dub Bush was caught on tape standing in front of the window of his room in Ireland wearing only a t-shirt. Reports say that you can only see him from the waist up. But, I'm finding it hard to believe that Dubs didn't have the first Johnson out for some air. Dubs in a wife-beater only, now that's hot.
While we're on the subject of hotness and wife beating, Uncle Grambo of whatevs.org (the best source for dropping knowledge) has confirmed that Britney Spears is heading towards her second divorce by announcing her engagement to Kevin Federline. This is confirmation that any smoke can hit it and win it with a celeb. That's good news for the rest of us lesser knaves that still think we can pull a super hot Lane Bryant model or at least a JC Penney hand talent. But in the end, some will weep silently that Brit has moved on, while personally I'm glad Kev is getting Timberlake's sloppy seconds. Britney a virgin? Right. She's been a Donkey Punching bag ever since she has been getting acting jobs. That's only rational explanation for Crossroads. There's one very happy producer out there.
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