The Deck® Weekend Stats
Sorry, I'm late. Before we get into the madness, I want to say thank you to all that showed up to Deck®. It could not have been more successful. It was everything we wanted it to be and about a closet-full more. So without further Freddy Adu, here are the vitals on this last weekend.
Amount of Ghetto Bubbly done in: 2 kegs, 5 thirty packs
Approx. time first keg tapped: 8:00pm
Approx. time first keg cashed: 10:00pm
Approx. time second keg cashed: 12:00am
Approx. attendance: 150
definition of Approx: approximate
Visits from law enforcement: 1
Cases of mistaken identity resulting in "closet action": 1
Violent vomitting attacks: 2
furniture destroyed: 1 deck chair, 1 tailgate chair
Stuntman Stunts: 2
distance of keg toss: Approx. 10 yards
Names I won't remember: 30
Approx. time of Deck® conclusion: 6:00am
Estimated time of clean up: 45 min.
RSVP no shows: 3
Hot tub usage: 0
Complaints from neighbors: 0
One Word: Success
What can you say about a party in which a white Jay-Z makes an appearance, people in the closet Teen Wolf style, no static from the police, even our new neighbors said they enjoyed watching us from their porch and didn't hear a peep out of us when they went to bed. Which is amazing because the party didn't end until 6:00am. There were countless showings of Poo Dollar and The Shanks Wall Banger and Jager Bombs galore. Jeremy Wallace evened showed up sporting a fit body, mind, and girlfriend. Listen, if you missed it, that sucks because it was a hell of an event. The North End™ Nation was in full effect and surprising well beahaved. The next morning, I was amazed to find that everyone threw away their trash and there was minimal clean-up. The House of Julio® ended the weekend poolside at Underwood's grotto and concluded with steaks, Entourage, and Ali G. All in all, it was awesome. Thanks again to the Nation. Again, if you missed it the next gathering is at Lucky's Brewgrille on the 27th for the Pitch Weekly Street Team. More details to come, but for now, Respekt, BO!
cheers.
Amount of Ghetto Bubbly done in: 2 kegs, 5 thirty packs
Approx. time first keg tapped: 8:00pm
Approx. time first keg cashed: 10:00pm
Approx. time second keg cashed: 12:00am
Approx. attendance: 150
definition of Approx: approximate
Visits from law enforcement: 1
Cases of mistaken identity resulting in "closet action": 1
Violent vomitting attacks: 2
furniture destroyed: 1 deck chair, 1 tailgate chair
Stuntman Stunts: 2
distance of keg toss: Approx. 10 yards
Names I won't remember: 30
Approx. time of Deck® conclusion: 6:00am
Estimated time of clean up: 45 min.
RSVP no shows: 3
Hot tub usage: 0
Complaints from neighbors: 0
One Word: Success
What can you say about a party in which a white Jay-Z makes an appearance, people in the closet Teen Wolf style, no static from the police, even our new neighbors said they enjoyed watching us from their porch and didn't hear a peep out of us when they went to bed. Which is amazing because the party didn't end until 6:00am. There were countless showings of Poo Dollar and The Shanks Wall Banger and Jager Bombs galore. Jeremy Wallace evened showed up sporting a fit body, mind, and girlfriend. Listen, if you missed it, that sucks because it was a hell of an event. The North End™ Nation was in full effect and surprising well beahaved. The next morning, I was amazed to find that everyone threw away their trash and there was minimal clean-up. The House of Julio® ended the weekend poolside at Underwood's grotto and concluded with steaks, Entourage, and Ali G. All in all, it was awesome. Thanks again to the Nation. Again, if you missed it the next gathering is at Lucky's Brewgrille on the 27th for the Pitch Weekly Street Team. More details to come, but for now, Respekt, BO!
cheers.
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KEG TOSS = 15 YARDS
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