Let's Get It On.
Folks, let's try to remember that the blue text is clickable and you only have to submit a comment once, Shanks. Speaking of which, what the hell is going on? Am I taking crazy pills?
To start, I have to do this public service announcement. Dave Hart is finally selling his 1891 Buick Regal. This fabulous car is a beautiful white (with rust trim) masterpiece. Features include non-working turn signals, no brakes (for the kids), a soothing Marlboro Reds scent, and for security, the passenger door only opens from the inside which is sure to thwart any car jacker or any member of the Broadway Homeless Squad from any unwelcome passenger side entrances. This car is real a trooper. It has out run the cops when Hart was in High School and played a supporting role in the production of "Late Night run to Bob's Diner" for which it won the DUI award. All this could be yours for $100 (actually -$400 once the brakes are fixed). Contact Hart if anyone is interested in killing themself or a loved one.
Speaking of PSA's, I told everyone about the G.I. Joe PSA's and promised a link, so here it is: Click here to check out the G.I. Joe PSA's
Tonight is a big night for MJ23. Not Micheal Jordan. Of course I mean the "Big Sleep" Miguel J. XXIII. Tonight at the House of Julio® Casino and Resort, MJ23 battles the topped ranked Gallon of Milk in a match set for one half hour round. The rules are mandated by the Missouri State Urban Legends Commission. There is no three knock down rule. MJ23 must knock Gallon of Milk out in one half hour. MJ23 must not puke at any time during the bout. MJ23 must not puke or violently shit himself for one hour after the bout. The fighters can not be saved by the bell because there is no bell. Best of luck to you both and keep it clean, puke outside. How old are we, anyway?
I close by asking the age old question. Is Chewing Shit Fun? This chick's parents seem to think so.
To start, I have to do this public service announcement. Dave Hart is finally selling his 1891 Buick Regal. This fabulous car is a beautiful white (with rust trim) masterpiece. Features include non-working turn signals, no brakes (for the kids), a soothing Marlboro Reds scent, and for security, the passenger door only opens from the inside which is sure to thwart any car jacker or any member of the Broadway Homeless Squad from any unwelcome passenger side entrances. This car is real a trooper. It has out run the cops when Hart was in High School and played a supporting role in the production of "Late Night run to Bob's Diner" for which it won the DUI award. All this could be yours for $100 (actually -$400 once the brakes are fixed). Contact Hart if anyone is interested in killing themself or a loved one.
Speaking of PSA's, I told everyone about the G.I. Joe PSA's and promised a link, so here it is: Click here to check out the G.I. Joe PSA's
Tonight is a big night for MJ23. Not Micheal Jordan. Of course I mean the "Big Sleep" Miguel J. XXIII. Tonight at the House of Julio® Casino and Resort, MJ23 battles the topped ranked Gallon of Milk in a match set for one half hour round. The rules are mandated by the Missouri State Urban Legends Commission. There is no three knock down rule. MJ23 must knock Gallon of Milk out in one half hour. MJ23 must not puke at any time during the bout. MJ23 must not puke or violently shit himself for one hour after the bout. The fighters can not be saved by the bell because there is no bell. Best of luck to you both and keep it clean, puke outside. How old are we, anyway?
I close by asking the age old question. Is Chewing Shit Fun? This chick's parents seem to think so.
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