Weekend Stats -7.30.04 to 8.01.04
Happy August, you knobs. Christ, with the Deck® Party right around the corner, Football season starting, this month could get ugly. Just look how it started out.
Total Bat Tab: Unknown for sure, but me thinks it was bad.
Choad Sightings: 0, I saw Jimmy and Gina which means the Choad wasn't available
Stuntman Stunts: 0
Shum sightings: 1
The Trotta Drunk-o-Meter: 8 (No johnson, but being out by midnight adds at least a point)
NCAA 2005 Official Record versus The Stuntman: 1-0
NCAA 2005 Unofficial Record versus The Stuntman: 2-0
Number of times the phrase, "This could be a bad idea," was uttered: 10
Number of times it was a bad idea: 2
Two words, Gin and Sin. Good song (John Morgan), bad idea.
Total Bat Tab: Unknown for sure, but me thinks it was bad.
Choad Sightings: 0, I saw Jimmy and Gina which means the Choad wasn't available
Stuntman Stunts: 0
Shum sightings: 1
The Trotta Drunk-o-Meter: 8 (No johnson, but being out by midnight adds at least a point)
NCAA 2005 Official Record versus The Stuntman: 1-0
NCAA 2005 Unofficial Record versus The Stuntman: 2-0
Number of times the phrase, "This could be a bad idea," was uttered: 10
Number of times it was a bad idea: 2
Two words, Gin and Sin. Good song (John Morgan), bad idea.
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