This week of the suck.
One of the greatest things about blogging is the ability to steal other's material with little or no consequence. Our new contributor has been quoted as saying, "this is of the suck." I like that, so I will take that. So, it's Friday and time for the new feature. "Top 5 Reasons This Week was of the Suck." Okay it's not the best sounding shit on erf, but… well… but, shut up.
Top 5 Reasons This Week Was of the Suck:
5) Football - Well, we all knew the Chiefs were, well… Chiefs of the suck, but this week just drove it home. We were kicking ass and as usual quite literally dropped the ball against the Chargers. But, hey at least Dante Hall finally got to throw up that X, signifiying that he finally returned a kick this year. Ah yes, Dante you are an Ex-Factor. Maybe next year. As if the Chiefs were bad enough, this week shined a spotlight on the very empty hole that is Wildcats Football team. Again, we all knew that the cats were of the suck and were going no where, but it was the first week of the off season for the cats. While at the same time there's still like a month left of college football. One last thing. The Mighty Ten Yard Taint and their coach (myself) suffered a season ending loss to Luke Trotta's Eastside Turd Tossers, thus ending my run to the League of Extraordinary Crack Monkeyz Championship Belt. It was a good run boys. McNabb, Chris Brown, Edge, the Raven Defense, and good ol Morten Anderson, all I can say is thanks. You guys are MVPs of my team and my heart. Todd Heap can suck a cock and so can Trent Green. You fuckers are the of suck.
4) Barwig's Computer - As I'm writing this, he keeps telling me that he can't see the recent comments in response to his "busting" Derrick comment. What's the most of the suck is that, Donnie installs medical software at hospitals. It's scary to me that his computer can't process jokes about beating off, yet we expect it to save lives. BRRRRRRRRRR…
3) Barry Bonds - Honestly, I don't care if athletes use steroids. I think that I like watching exciting sports. If steroids make it exciting. So be it. So, Barry, if you used steroids become a better player, I can't hate ya. Hey, I drink to become a better lover, so, who am I to judge. What makes Mr. Bonds of the suck is this comment about his trainer that was giving him "mysterious pills that made Barry Bonds' muscles bigger, cock smaller, and back acne cool" :
Bonds said that Anderson had so little money that he "lives in his car half the time." Asked by a juror why he didn't buy "a mansion" for his trainer, Bonds answered: "One, I'm black, and I'm keeping my money. And there's not too many rich black people in this world. There's more wealthy Asian people and Caucasian and white. And I ain't giving my money up."
What are we in a contest? Who gives a shit about what race is wealthy? All that money you have doesn't mean that you're a landmark to American society. Stupid people usually part with their money so, Barry, solve a physics problem. You can't because you hit baseballs for all that money you have. One more thing Barry, can you explain the differences between Caucasions and whites? Nice comment, stupid.
2) Brian Hinel - Actually, I liked Hinel. He was a cool guy. But, when MJ23 got robbed this week I thought of all the great heists in history and his name came to mind. I bet he's got some fancy Jordans on right now.
1) Snow - I fucking hate snow. It's cold, it get's your car dirty, it's get's your clothes wet, it cuts out your power for a day, and it knocks your fucking cable line down. I sound like a baby right now, right? Guess what, FUCK YOU, that's what. Snow is fine if you're sledding or drunkenly pissing your name in your yard. But, other than that, it is completely of the fucking suck.
I hope that everyone who reads this realizes that we at The North End™ don't lead negative lives. We lead hate-filled, spiteful, loving lives. I know it's an odd combination, but it works. So, I 'll see everyone for Luke Trotta's 43rd birthday bash this Saturday. It will be a doozer, trust me. The streets are buzzing right now with the word that Master J-Kwon Gee may be seen in public with one of his suitors. This is bold move on the part of JG Money to actually start out the night with a woman. The best part is who the mystery woman is. I know who it is. Do you? If you don't, we'll see you Saturday, you'll know then. Truly buzz-worthy.
cheers, bitches.
Top 5 Reasons This Week Was of the Suck:
5) Football - Well, we all knew the Chiefs were, well… Chiefs of the suck, but this week just drove it home. We were kicking ass and as usual quite literally dropped the ball against the Chargers. But, hey at least Dante Hall finally got to throw up that X, signifiying that he finally returned a kick this year. Ah yes, Dante you are an Ex-Factor. Maybe next year. As if the Chiefs were bad enough, this week shined a spotlight on the very empty hole that is Wildcats Football team. Again, we all knew that the cats were of the suck and were going no where, but it was the first week of the off season for the cats. While at the same time there's still like a month left of college football. One last thing. The Mighty Ten Yard Taint and their coach (myself) suffered a season ending loss to Luke Trotta's Eastside Turd Tossers, thus ending my run to the League of Extraordinary Crack Monkeyz Championship Belt. It was a good run boys. McNabb, Chris Brown, Edge, the Raven Defense, and good ol Morten Anderson, all I can say is thanks. You guys are MVPs of my team and my heart. Todd Heap can suck a cock and so can Trent Green. You fuckers are the of suck.
4) Barwig's Computer - As I'm writing this, he keeps telling me that he can't see the recent comments in response to his "busting" Derrick comment. What's the most of the suck is that, Donnie installs medical software at hospitals. It's scary to me that his computer can't process jokes about beating off, yet we expect it to save lives. BRRRRRRRRRR…
3) Barry Bonds - Honestly, I don't care if athletes use steroids. I think that I like watching exciting sports. If steroids make it exciting. So be it. So, Barry, if you used steroids become a better player, I can't hate ya. Hey, I drink to become a better lover, so, who am I to judge. What makes Mr. Bonds of the suck is this comment about his trainer that was giving him "mysterious pills that made Barry Bonds' muscles bigger, cock smaller, and back acne cool" :
Bonds said that Anderson had so little money that he "lives in his car half the time." Asked by a juror why he didn't buy "a mansion" for his trainer, Bonds answered: "One, I'm black, and I'm keeping my money. And there's not too many rich black people in this world. There's more wealthy Asian people and Caucasian and white. And I ain't giving my money up."
What are we in a contest? Who gives a shit about what race is wealthy? All that money you have doesn't mean that you're a landmark to American society. Stupid people usually part with their money so, Barry, solve a physics problem. You can't because you hit baseballs for all that money you have. One more thing Barry, can you explain the differences between Caucasions and whites? Nice comment, stupid.
2) Brian Hinel - Actually, I liked Hinel. He was a cool guy. But, when MJ23 got robbed this week I thought of all the great heists in history and his name came to mind. I bet he's got some fancy Jordans on right now.
1) Snow - I fucking hate snow. It's cold, it get's your car dirty, it's get's your clothes wet, it cuts out your power for a day, and it knocks your fucking cable line down. I sound like a baby right now, right? Guess what, FUCK YOU, that's what. Snow is fine if you're sledding or drunkenly pissing your name in your yard. But, other than that, it is completely of the fucking suck.
I hope that everyone who reads this realizes that we at The North End™ don't lead negative lives. We lead hate-filled, spiteful, loving lives. I know it's an odd combination, but it works. So, I 'll see everyone for Luke Trotta's 43rd birthday bash this Saturday. It will be a doozer, trust me. The streets are buzzing right now with the word that Master J-Kwon Gee may be seen in public with one of his suitors. This is bold move on the part of JG Money to actually start out the night with a woman. The best part is who the mystery woman is. I know who it is. Do you? If you don't, we'll see you Saturday, you'll know then. Truly buzz-worthy.
cheers, bitches.
1 Comments:
The Hinel Family will file a lawsuit against you if you keep it up with the name of Brian David Hinel witch was years ago. Members of our Family were killed in Auschwitz cause they were part of the resistance against the Nazis..
Shalom
Klaus Hinel
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