Prose for hoes
Everyone of us has a hidden talent. Jonny Stunts can stack oreos, Potts plays a mean organ, Julio does a decent Dick Van Dyke impression when he's drunk, and Choad is a classically trained skin flutist. But, who knew that our old friend "Baby got" Zach Davis, had mad pen skillz? I was notified by our 8 mile liaison, Don Barwig, that Davis is a poet. Apparently, Zach has written many poems about life, pop culture, bodily functions, and the insights of the 21st century male. I read many of his works and had to choose one for today. It was tough, but here it is. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, Zach Davis, master wordsmith.
Freddy Farto
Mr. Freddy Farto
Went to Monte Carlo
to get himself a whore
He jacked off instead
and farted in his bed
and slammed his cock in a door
He likes to take a dump
when he's feeling in a slump
He always likes to eat tots
He's nice and says "please"
when he asks for extra cheese
even though it gives him the trots
He never goes to church
Instead, he likes to search
for the best toilet paper in town
He makes lots of tooties
including smelly doodies
And if they are soupy, he makes a frown
His bottom is aflame
Freddy Farto is his name
he can make flooties at the drop of a hat
He always likes to dance
And if he is given a chance
He'd make sounds with his bottom in 2 seconds flat
His fanny is soft
He sleeps in a loft
Next door to a candy shop
He makes tooties at night
He'll make them just for spite
and he giggles when they go "plop"
He likes Strawberry Shasta
He'll lay logs if he hasta
On the crapper, he enjoys to read
If he eats too much Sonic
and tokes on some chronic
Sometimes, his fanny will bleed
So, say "hi" to Freddy Farto
if you're ever in Key Largo
And bring him a gift or two
He'd be glad to say "hello"
then say "look out below"
as he'd throw down a pile of his pooh
Fin
I know that we have a few weddings coming up within the Nation™. So, if you're looking for someone to write your wedding vows, I'm sure Zach will be happy to break you off some. And if you're saying to yourself, "Yeah, right. I'll let him be my voice when lawnmowers fly." I'll give you his contact information. What up, TransBuddha.
Freddy Farto
Mr. Freddy Farto
Went to Monte Carlo
to get himself a whore
He jacked off instead
and farted in his bed
and slammed his cock in a door
He likes to take a dump
when he's feeling in a slump
He always likes to eat tots
He's nice and says "please"
when he asks for extra cheese
even though it gives him the trots
He never goes to church
Instead, he likes to search
for the best toilet paper in town
He makes lots of tooties
including smelly doodies
And if they are soupy, he makes a frown
His bottom is aflame
Freddy Farto is his name
he can make flooties at the drop of a hat
He always likes to dance
And if he is given a chance
He'd make sounds with his bottom in 2 seconds flat
His fanny is soft
He sleeps in a loft
Next door to a candy shop
He makes tooties at night
He'll make them just for spite
and he giggles when they go "plop"
He likes Strawberry Shasta
He'll lay logs if he hasta
On the crapper, he enjoys to read
If he eats too much Sonic
and tokes on some chronic
Sometimes, his fanny will bleed
So, say "hi" to Freddy Farto
if you're ever in Key Largo
And bring him a gift or two
He'd be glad to say "hello"
then say "look out below"
as he'd throw down a pile of his pooh
Fin
I know that we have a few weddings coming up within the Nation™. So, if you're looking for someone to write your wedding vows, I'm sure Zach will be happy to break you off some. And if you're saying to yourself, "Yeah, right. I'll let him be my voice when lawnmowers fly." I'll give you his contact information. What up, TransBuddha.
7 Comments:
We are all almost 30
Zak's mind is still dirty
He has no job
He hates our God
And he likes to have sex with Don
The time of Zach and Don
has come and gone
It is history some might say
They were once lovers
intimate brothers
borderline gay
Then there was a betrayal
in Detroit another male
some say this one legit
So from afar
Zach went to a bar
and met a little midget
That is good stuff. Tom is that you? dShanks has a screen name, I figure he'd use it.
i'll give you a hint. I'm better looking than derik, but not julio.
out in the middle of nowhere some may say
its kind of funny because your probably gay
now that torez has broken your heart
those nasty male hookers will give you a wart
we can stay out here in the snow?
is that the best you can do, is it because of the blow?
we still look forward to your visit
just tell zak he can't bring his midget
Okay, seriously. This is crazy.
http://www.slabearkazad.com/sniff/
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