What's with the wallet?
As MA$E says, welcome back. Sorry. It's been long time, since I left you without a dope post for you to step to. So, I'll start with excues. Like.... I've been busy. Or...... It's not you, it's me. Even..... She's just my secratary. Whatever excuse you choose to believe, the fact remains that I've neglected The North End™ like a Dshanks piss test. So, here we go.
The North End™ has a major announcement to make sometime early next week, so be sure to pay your internet bill and keep an eye on your e-mail and obviously check The North End™ so you don't miss out. Want a hint? Okay. WOOD. That's all you get, stop fucking crying.
Ears on the tracks say that everyone's fav super hero, T Dub is rolling into the Fountain City this weekend. This good news comes hot on the heels of even better news that there could possibly be a sighting of "the Don" Guerrero and "Five (maybe Six by now) Head" Anderson fresh from their stint in Topeka for being knobs. They've done they're time, so for everyone that reads this, Ring the Alarm and let's get it on this weekend.
In other breaking news, The House of Julio® Resort and Casino could be gearing up for another showdown in it's Night of Urban Legends series. It was mentioned at Poker Night last Wednesday by the Big Sleep that heard that some guy said he could drink 10 Heinekens in a half hour. I guess this guy succeeded. "The Stuntman" spoke up and called out the "Power 10." And from there the buzz is in effect. Negotiations for the bout are still in the works, but when papers are inked it is sure to be a battle to remember. Let's recap the rules: The fight will be set for 10 rounds, one for each 12oz bottle. The Stuntman will have to knock out 10 12oz bottles of Heineken in one half hour (for real this time). The challenger (johnny) cannot hork (vomit) during the bout or for a half hour after the bout. The challenger may use the restroom under supervision of the Choad (who I think may have a special knack for this job). Again, this battle has not been scheduled due to the fact that The Stuntman is weighing his options and trying to incubate a pair, nancy-boy. Details will be forth coming, so stay tuned to The North End™ for details.
I'm postponing the Weekend Stats feature this week because it's already Friday and I could barely remember the weekend on Monday. That kinda speaks for itself, though, doesn't it? Hopefully, will have a nice readout this coming Monday.
I'm not going to continue on until someone gives me my wallet back.... I swear it was right here next to me. No, no I swear. What? It was on my bed? Oh, well I'm going to end this any way.
In closing, I just wanted to say No Love for the Haters that doubted me on the Spider-Man 2 Video Game thang. Activision just sent me the copy. Yes, I am a Badass, Julio. And you don't get to play. Cheers all hope to see you this weekend. If not, fuck you, Anaya.
The North End™ has a major announcement to make sometime early next week, so be sure to pay your internet bill and keep an eye on your e-mail and obviously check The North End™ so you don't miss out. Want a hint? Okay. WOOD. That's all you get, stop fucking crying.
Ears on the tracks say that everyone's fav super hero, T Dub is rolling into the Fountain City this weekend. This good news comes hot on the heels of even better news that there could possibly be a sighting of "the Don" Guerrero and "Five (maybe Six by now) Head" Anderson fresh from their stint in Topeka for being knobs. They've done they're time, so for everyone that reads this, Ring the Alarm and let's get it on this weekend.
In other breaking news, The House of Julio® Resort and Casino could be gearing up for another showdown in it's Night of Urban Legends series. It was mentioned at Poker Night last Wednesday by the Big Sleep that heard that some guy said he could drink 10 Heinekens in a half hour. I guess this guy succeeded. "The Stuntman" spoke up and called out the "Power 10." And from there the buzz is in effect. Negotiations for the bout are still in the works, but when papers are inked it is sure to be a battle to remember. Let's recap the rules: The fight will be set for 10 rounds, one for each 12oz bottle. The Stuntman will have to knock out 10 12oz bottles of Heineken in one half hour (for real this time). The challenger (johnny) cannot hork (vomit) during the bout or for a half hour after the bout. The challenger may use the restroom under supervision of the Choad (who I think may have a special knack for this job). Again, this battle has not been scheduled due to the fact that The Stuntman is weighing his options and trying to incubate a pair, nancy-boy. Details will be forth coming, so stay tuned to The North End™ for details.
I'm postponing the Weekend Stats feature this week because it's already Friday and I could barely remember the weekend on Monday. That kinda speaks for itself, though, doesn't it? Hopefully, will have a nice readout this coming Monday.
I'm not going to continue on until someone gives me my wallet back.... I swear it was right here next to me. No, no I swear. What? It was on my bed? Oh, well I'm going to end this any way.
In closing, I just wanted to say No Love for the Haters that doubted me on the Spider-Man 2 Video Game thang. Activision just sent me the copy. Yes, I am a Badass, Julio. And you don't get to play. Cheers all hope to see you this weekend. If not, fuck you, Anaya.
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